Lists are supposed to be popular on blogs. I read somewhere that if you can’t think of anything to write and nothing funny is going on in your life, to make a list and everyone on Earth and a couple of planets in a galaxy far, far away will read your stuff.
So, here is my list of stuff I know about men.
- They are very knowledgeable about porn, cars and sports equipment.
- I know this because they helped me shop for some… sports equipment and cars, that is. When I was younger and into more sporty things than I am now and was trying to get the really hot sporty jock kind of guy to notice me.
- The jocks never talk to nerdy chicks
- Or ask them out on dates, regardless of how much sports equipment nerdy chicks ask advice on.
- They can’t cook.
- I know this because I did all the cooking.
- They’re very smart.
- I know this because I did all the cooking.
- And the cleaning.
- They can identify a Maserati just from the sound of the engine.
- They want a Maserati, but the guys I know cannot afford one.

Lol yes I can’t cook. Am learning to bake though!
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